15 EVEN DUMBER SEX MYTHS

SEX MYTH #1: If you masturbate too much you'll get hairy palms.

Fact: The palm of their hand is the only place guys CAN'T grow hair, but you can have some chafing issues.

SEX MYTH #2: It is impossible for a woman to get pregnant during her period.

Fact: The risk may be decreased but it's still very possible for a woman to get pregnant while having her period, so stop being cheap and buy a condom already!

SEX MYTH #3: Having sexual partners before marriage will ruin sex after marriage.

Fact: Having sex before marriage won't ruin sex after marriage. If anything it'll make it better! Telling someone to not have sex before marriage is like telling a pitcher to never practice throwing a fastball because it may ruin his love of baseball.

SEX MYTH #4: Aspirin is an acceptable form of birth control.

Fact: Recently made popular again by Foster Friess (the former Rick Santorum financial backer and sex myth laughing stock), this old-timey sex myth was popular with our grandparents, which just goes to show you that our grandparents' generation may have been the "Greatest Generation" but that doesn't necessarily mean they were the smartest.

SEX MYTH #5: Porn can make men violent.

Fact: Anyone will tell you that "I want to get into a fist fight" isn't a guy's first reaction when he's watching porn.

SEX MYTH #6: Women can't orgasm.

Fact: Saying "a woman can't orgasm" is like saying math doesn't exist just because you can't do long division.

SEX MYTH #7: Jumping up and down immediately after sex prevents pregnancy.

Fact: Not only does this not prevent pregnancy, it also kind of kills the mood.

SEX MYTH #8: Wearing 

two condoms is better than one.

Fact: Sometimes called "double bagging", the two condoms sex myth is actually based in logic. When used properly, condoms are around 98% effective so you'd think that wearing two condoms would offer more protection than the Starship Enterprise's deflector shields at full power. Unfortunately, it actually decreases its effectiveness because of the tearing and slippage caused by the two condoms rubbing against each other during sex. And no one wants to go up against a Klingon Bird-of-Prey with faulty deflector shields. We may have finally found where these dumb sex myths are coming from!

SEX MYTH #9: You cannot get pregnant the first time you have sex.

Fact: There are about 700,000 teens every year who would beg to differ.

SEX MYTH #10: Douching decreases risk of pregnancy.

Fact: If only douching could have prevented this dumb sex myth from spreading.

SEX MYTH #11: "Pulling out" is an effective form of birth control.

Fact: One of the oldest sex myths out there and definitely the messiest.

SEX MYTH #12: Peeing after sex helps prevent pregnancy.

Fact: Unfortunately, the only thing that's "cured" by peeing after sex is a full bladder.

MYTH #13: Men hit their sexual peak at 18.

Fact: Bill Clinton.

MYTH #14: Oysters will make you horny.

Fact: There's nothing stimulating about having oyster breath while making love.

MYTH #15: Longer sex is better sex.

Fact: Get in there and do your job. It shouldn't take forever, folks.