Facebook Fails: 5 of the dumbest status updates ever

If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. You can't cure creepy with a guitar. (via facebookcraze.com)

2. Bears are a game changer. (via ramburglar.tumblr.com)

3. Is a 'pron' something to complain about? (via miscellaneous-bri.tumblr.com)

4. Looks like tomorrow is shaping up to be another "Buger Shop 2" day. (via facebookcraze.com)

5. And the government bailouts would have included a cool little toy! (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)